My life has been incredibly abnormal.
It's abnormality is actually a bit terrifying. I am so incredibly different I don't quite know how to react to my own thoughts. And this caused even more head trauma, aside from the black eye that will be prominent tomorrow morning.
I am a mere 17 (going on 18), and I could write a novel on how--uh, interesting, my life has been. However, I don't have the focusing ability, nor the will to write a book, therefore, this short post will have to do.
If I were to write a novel about my life, it would be called "The Uncomfortable Chronicles" by yours truly.
I don't care to go into detail publicly, this is privileged information, after all. However, If you really care to ask, I suggest you choose from the list of potential chapters below to strike up a conversation with me in person or via email. If I deem you worthy, we shall discuss the topic of your choice.
1. You're Too Innovative For Our Innovations (PS But We Want You)
2. The DL Chronicles
3. An Unhealthy Distraction
4. I Once Was Dumb, But Now...
5. Crisp Tomatoes
Book Available in 2015
One copy only; Will go to the highest bidder.
xoxo, Ali
PS
I use the word "Chronicles" far too often.
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