The Chronicles of Unfortunate Customs: Part Two

Read Part One Here

Three syllables:

knee. oh. pets.

neopets.

NEOPETS.

Since I haven't really played since I was 7, I started anew a few days ago. I am, once again, hooked. I can't even tell you why. I just love it.

My favorite type of pet is the Blumaroo, and I like naming them interesting names. This is my current neopet, Elian Kohen; I love him very much!

My favorite game is Hannah and the Ice Caves. It is my forever favorite. Like, forever.

 

Unfortunately, I lost a lot of skill in the past decade (give or take a few years), and you can't make neopoints with lousy skill.

Therefore, I have resorted to Meepit vs Feepit, because that is obviously the next best thing.



My brother captured this when I was powning some noobs. (I think I used that vernacular correctly).

I am proud to say that an hour after this Vine was taken, I was added to the leaderboard for this game. 2nd place. I'm basically a pro. I have a developed strategy and everything.

And let us not forget the excitement I felt when I found out there's a Neopian Stock Market. Needless to say, I bought all the shares I could. I'm down to 25 neopoints. I've never been this poor.

But that's the great thing about investing; eventually, you get your money back, plus some more.

All in all: it's another bad habit.
I have lost hours. and hours. and hours of sleep for this.

However, this is a bad habit I will openly request you join in on. It'd be really cool to have some neofriends because right now, I'm just alone. If I get 4 or 5 neofriends, I will throw a neoparty. We will play neopets, listen to Aaron Carter, and reminisce on the good old days of the 2000's.
There will be food.

xoxo, Ali
(images property of Neopets)