Monday, March 31, 2014

Martin

In honor of Monica's recent blog post, I have decided to do my own man crush Monday post.

I have never done a man crush Monday. I will never do one again. I simply don't have the time or brainpower to give my Mondays to men.

There is, however, one exception.



Martin. Freeman.

I love him. With all my heart. Everything in me just wants to be his best friend.

And as we all know, according to modern teen literature, best friends become more than best friends. 

More.

Like.... More, more.

I may, or may not, be in love with the idea of marrying this man.

Call me whatever you will, but I have no shame in the fact that he's in his forties. Martin's worth it. I mean, look at his face. Look at it. But don't look too long, he's mine.

And, of course, one of the greatest perks of marrying Martin (aside from waking up and drinking tea with this man on a daily basis) is the fact that Benedict will surely be in the picture.
And Benedict SHERLOCK is also a lovely man. (Not in any way as lovely as Martin).


But seriously, does this not look like the greatest friendship to be a part of? I love it. I love them... Oh my gosh, I love Martin.

xoxo, Ali






Other Man Crushes (but not for Mondays):

Harrison Ford

Jim Sturgess

Benedict Cumberbatch


Joe Anderson






Monday, March 24, 2014

Various Promotions

A few mornings ago, I took an odd picture of my brother and a peanut butter sandwich. I, at first, just wanted to capture the fact that I had accidentally eaten my sandwich upside down, but then I thought "Hey, why not add Ian's head?"
Ian and I thought it was the weirdest picture ever, but we had mutual appreciation.

My brother writes/produces music, and after a little bit of editing, he had the idea to also use this picture for his newest album cover "Origin," and I was pleased to help him!

I let Ian take the reigns, only helping with placement, kerning and font choice when asked.

Together, we came up with this:
A sister could not be more proud:
He left the negative space alone.(:

Listen to Ian's Origin EP Teaser here.

In Other News,

My dear friend, Monica, has just written the first post on her blog, Lissa Monica Vs. The World.
(My man crush Monday? Check back next week)

Please encourage her to continue, firstly because I love her, and secondly because I really like that my blogging friend world is growing.(:


xoxo, Ali

PS
Please pray for Monica and her family as they go through this difficult time of loss.
My heart goes with you through your struggle, Monica.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

The Chronicles of Unfortunate Customs: Part Two




Three syllables:

knee. oh. pets.

neopets.

NEOPETS.


Since I haven't really played since I was 7, I started anew a few days ago. I am, once again, hooked. I can't even tell you why. I just love it.

My favorite type of pet is the Blumaroo, and I like naming them interesting names. This is my current neopet, Elian Kohen; I love him very much!


My favorite game is Hannah and the Ice Caves. It is my forever favorite. Like, forever.

 

Unfortunately, I lost a lot of skill in the past decade (give or take a few years), and you can't make neopoints with lousy skill.

Therefore, I have resorted to Meepit vs Feepit, because that is obviously the next best thing.



My brother captured this when I was powning some noobs. (I think I used that vernacular correctly).

I am proud to say that an hour after this Vine was taken, I was added to the leaderboard for this game. 2nd place. I'm basically a pro. I have a developed strategy and everything.

And let us not forget the excitement I felt when I found out there's a Neopian Stock Market. Needless to say, I bought all the shares I could. I'm down to 25 neopoints. I've never been this poor.

But that's the great thing about investing; eventually, you get your money back, plus some more.

All in all: it's another bad habit.
I have lost hours. and hours. and hours of sleep for this.

However, this is a bad habit I will openly request you join in on. It'd be really cool to have some neofriends because right now, I'm just alone. If I get 4 or 5 neofriends, I will throw a neoparty. We will play neopets, listen to Aaron Carter, and reminisce on the good old days of the 2000's.
There will be food.


xoxo, Ali
(images property of Neopets)

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

The Second Conference (Recipe for Disaster Included)

For those of you keeping an eye on both of my blogs, you will remember from my post here that my dear friend, Katherine, and I have been planning a blog-lovin', gluten-free-eatin' event since mid February. Now that it is officially spring break, we finally did it! You can see Katherine's version of our endeavors here, but this post will be my version of our fairly interesting bake day yesterday.


As Katherine so fabulously stated Step 1 of her post, baking is so much more fun when you're with friends!
This is not my first friend-baking experience. Earlier this academic year, I was invited to join three (allegedly) marvelous bakers after a First-Friday Concert we all went to in downtown Petaluma.
It was late at night when we made these Carrot-Cake Muffins, and to add to that, we also had to stop at a drugstore along the way to pick out raisins, because that is no simple task.
All was going well, I even got to pour in the cinnamon!
Then when it became time to eat these culinary creations, we were disappointed to see that our muffins had turned into snicker doodles with extra baggage on the bottom.
(I take full blame for this failure, seeing as in my moment in the lime light, I poured far too much cinnamon in on accident and tried to cover by explaining to my friends "Well, you can never have too much cinnamon.")

I tried to make cookies with my friend Madison a few weeks ago-- they became more of a cookie brittle than a soft and chunky cookie.

In summation, my baking skills plummet when working with friends, and so I, understandably, had fear for the worst in this next baking extravaganza where not only we would be baking, but also baking Gluten-Free. (YES, there is a difference between mainstream and Gluten-Free baking.)

To Begin,
we arranged who would bring what ingredients to the house that Katherine was house-sitting, so we didn't have to use the owner's food.
I gave her the list of what I had, and what I needed, and she took care of the latter.
(Ingredients for frosting highlighted in yellow)

I would bring:
1 3/4 cup gluten free flour (I mix White Rice flour and Almond flour)
1 teaspoon Xanthan Gum
3/4 teaspoon salt
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
2 tablespoons of unsweetened coco powder
1 cup of sugar
1 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract
gel paste food coloring (for vibrant colors)
and 1/2 pound powdered sugar

Katherine took on:
2 large eggs
1 teaspoon cider vinegar
1 cup milk
11/12 soften butter (to be split between the cake and frosting, 3/4 stick and 1/4 cup respectively)

and we would borrow 4 ounces weight cream cheese from the owners of this mystery house.

There are all of our ingredients, safely on the table after what I will call the Coco-Car Incident of 2014.

We brought what we needed to make Gluten-Free Red Velvet Cupcakes and Cream Cheese Frosting, because let's face it, homemade frosting is so much better than store-bought.

Next,
We carefully considered which bowl would be best for photo purposes. We landed on a metal bowl, seeing that red batter would look lovely in it.

I so wish I could show you what I'm talking about, but I, ironically, did not get a picture of it. Visit Katherine's page if you wish to see.

Now, We Cook
In order to be fair, Katherine and I took turns adding the ingredients to the bowl. We were really doing quite well, and I was rather proud of us for not having too many mishaps!
And then Katherine put the butter in.
"Oh, wow! That looks like a lot of butter!" I said.
"Yah, but that's okay, who doesn't like butter?!" She said.
Moving on.
We add the coco and sugar, then Katherine began to cut up the butter chunks so that they'd be easier to mix in.
That still looks like so much butter.
"You know I said 3/4 of a stick of butter, not of a cup?"

"...Wait are you serious?"

After much laughter, we removed half of the butter she originally put into the mix and saved it for the frosting. That was the first slip-up that foreshadowed a multiple of others to follow--including one that not even Katherine knows yet.

Finally, after that minor incident, we mixed together all the ingredients for the cake, except for the Milk.
"Why aren't we using the Milk, Ali?"
"Oh, it must be for the frosting."

Coloring
We were making red velvet cupcakes, but we decided to make half of the batter green to celebrate St. Patrick's day. Plus, that gave us each a bowl to mix together!

I love my gel food coloring because it can make anything vibrant. Our batter was a very lumpy and dark brown concoction, and my gel food coloring made the green cupcakes look like blended kale. However disgusting it may have been to look at, it truly speaks for this gel coloring. I highly recommend you purchase your own. 
Mixing
Keep in mind, Katherine was house-sitting. Therefore the kitchen we were working in was not our own.
We did not know where anything was, including the electric mixer's plug in 'thingies'.
After much searching, we gave up and stirred our batter with spoons and whisks. However, this left us with butter-chunks throughout the batter that would simply ruin our cupcakes.
This is when I suggested a new practice, which we entitled 'Butter-Mashing.'
We dug our hands into that batter and mashed the butter into a smooth consistency.
By the end of this, Katherine looked like she had killed a man, and I looked like I had eaten a lot of blended kale.

Finally, 
we preheated the oven to 325, and let them cook for 25 minutes.

Regarding Frosting
Remember the butter that we had to remove?
Well, we realized that it still had coco and sugar on it, therefore if used, it would taint our frosting an unappealing brown color.
The only logical thing to do was to wash it off.
We put in the butter, added our Cream Cheese to the mix, and without a second thought, I dumped the  powdered sugar on top, drizzling it artistically with vanilla extract.
"ALI! I don't think that was cream cheese!"
She was right. It was Neufchatel Cheese.
"Oh... it can't be that different than cream cheese, right?"
Yes it could.
We're both wholly convinced that this frosting would taste much better if you use actual cream cheese. Note to self.

Triumph
We discovered, after laboring over whisking our cream cheese frosting together, that it was impossible.
It was then that we decided to look for our electric mixer 'thingies' once again.
After looking in the drawer that I found the electric part in, I, to my amazement, found the 'thingies' placed so nicely next to it.
Overcome with excitement, I plugged them in and began admiring the machine with a series of "ooh"s followed by a high-pitched "OH!" when the mixer switched directly to light-speed.
Katherine got a kick out of that.

So, Milk?
The time of frosting was an enlightening period. Not only did we find the mixer thingies, but we also discovered that I had asked Katherine to bring Milk for no apparent reason.
We looked back over both recopies and neither of them called for milk.
I barely even think about milk, now that I've switched to Almond Milk. I mean, it is beyond me why I asked her to bring Milk. We drank some later, while watching copious amounts of British TV, so I guess I redeemed myself a little.

Cooling and Decorating
After the Cupcakes were finished, we needed a place to let them cool. This seemingly simple task proved itself to be just the opposite; taking into consideration the two dogs who also abide in the mystery house.
We needed a surface that was not reachable by those on four-legs, and Katherine's brilliant mind came up with a lovely idea.
We left them in the bathroom for 5 minutes with the door shut-- being sure to close the toilet seat, just incase.

Following a quick spurt of British Television, we got the cupcakes out of the bathroom and frosted them, noting the disgusting nature of the green ones.
They still looked like blended kale.
And Wah-Lah!
Gluten-Free St. Patrick's Day Red and Green Velvet Cupcakes with Neufchatel Cheese Frosting!
They were actually very good, and we both ate two while watching 4 and a half episodes of Call the Midwife (Go Jimmy&Jenny).
Not to mention the Social Network sharing we did. There was a lot of that.
Katherine spent at least twenty minutes writing her instagram caption, only for it to post without all of her hashtags.
Accordingly, she began again, taking another fifteen minutes to remember and type what she had done before.

It was a lovely evening, and I had SO much fun. I highly recommend you make these with a friend, and I also highly recommend you watch Call the Midwife. It is marvelous and I was hooked almost immediately. Ask Katherine. My attachment to the show is intense.

xoxo, Ali

An Importantly Comical P.S.
It was not until I was writing out the ingredients in this blog post that I realized yet another blooper.

Katherine, I believe you, especially, will enjoy this.

We did need milk.

Yes, it's true. If you want to make the cupcakes that Katherine and I made, I strongly suggest you add the 1 cup of milk listed into the batter before the food coloring.

If you don't, at least we can vouch for the dairy-free version of this recipe.

Happy Baking!

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Dawdling

Wednesdays are the worst.

Okay, Mondays are pretty bad too, but let's face it, Wednesdays definitely have some issues.

Mondays are only hard because you have to wake up and do work for the first time in two days...

But on Wednesdays, you're half way done with your week, and this creates two very contradictory internal feelings:
1. Rejoicing that half of your week is completed, and
2. Longing for the next two days to be over.

This contradiction is uncomfortable, and as a result, I lose all grit on Wednesdays.

So, on these weekly occurrences, after all my classes, rather than doing my work, I come home, eat food, drink tea, read, watch a movie or seven, and learn some Carrot Facts.

"Carrot Facts? What facts could possibly come from Carrots, Ali?"

Observe;



(follow me, and carrot facts for a great time)

xoxo, Ali

Saturday, March 8, 2014

A Life Most Interesting

Today, as I sat straight on my couch with an ice pack over my left eye watching Midnight in Paris,  I thought.

My life has been incredibly abnormal.

It's abnormality is actually a bit terrifying. I am so incredibly different I don't quite know how to react to my own thoughts. And this caused even more head trauma, aside from the black eye that will be prominent tomorrow morning.

I am a mere 17 (going on 18), and I could write a novel on how--uh, interesting, my life has been. However, I don't have the focusing ability, nor the will to write a book, therefore, this short post will have to do.

If I were to write a novel about my life, it would be called "The Uncomfortable Chronicles" by yours truly.

I don't care to go into detail publicly, this is privileged information, after all. However, If you really care to ask, I suggest you choose from the list of potential chapters below to strike up a conversation with me in person or via email. If I deem you worthy, we shall discuss the topic of your choice.

1. You're Too Innovative For Our Innovations (PS But We Want You)
2. The DL Chronicles
3. An Unhealthy Distraction
4. I Once Was Dumb, But Now...
5. Crisp Tomatoes


Book Available in 2015

One copy only; Will go to the highest bidder.

xoxo, Ali

PS
I use the word "Chronicles" far too often.

Sunday, March 2, 2014

The Chronicles of Unfortunate Customs: Part One


Normally, I watch a movie a day.

This is often a shock to people, however, it explains my intimate knowledge of movie trivia, and almost inhuman ability to quote various scripts, as displayed so prominently in my World Philosophies class (& other).

It's a relatively bad habit.

On Monday I watched one, Tuesday as well, Wednesday I watched another, Thursday was the same, Friday I watched one more. I watched four yesterday, and two today already.

I plan to watch one more, but then again...

A Tale of Two Cities.

I love the book, as it turns out. However, the inconceivable amount of work and brain power required to burn through the entire book just today has turned me off to the idea.

I've gotten halfway through Book the Second, can I watch Moonrise Kingdom now?

xoxo, Ali